frankly, my dear...

you want to know one of the pros of working at a video store?

i have to rent movies.

no shit. it’s something we are essentially required to do so that when a customer comes in and says, “i want a movie. one that’s funny and not really violent because i’m watching it with my parents but swearing is okay and we are kind of in the mood for a more action-y movie.” we can say, “oh you’d really like Kiss Kiss Bang Bang. do you want me to grab it for you?” 

oh, and it’s obviously all free. even the new releases, though we can only rent them after 8 and they have to be back before noon. which is perfect because i am both closing tonight and opening tomorrow. so yay me!

i’m gonna rent Reservoir Dogs (love me some Harvey Keitel!) and then find a new one to check out. fun stuff. :)

Kiss Kiss, Bang Bang

It’s been a while since I did a movie recommendation post, so here’s a good one to make up for it. So funny. Robert Downey Jr (freshly cleaned up from the drugs so he’s pretty skinny) runs around with his finger in a bag of ice for most of the movie and gay Val Kilmer is hilarious. Watch it.

fakemustache:

vitamia | commanderspock | parrotworm:

Perry: Go. Sleep badly. Any questions, hesitate to call.
Harry: Bad.
Perry: Excuse me?
Harry: Sleep bad. Otherwise, it seems like the mechanism that allows sleep —
Perry: What, fuckhead? “Badly” is an adverb. Who taught you grammar? Out. Vanish.