Spice World (#66)

This was… so much… more… than I imagined a movie was capable of being in the most depressing sense possible. There are lots of movies that are considered amongst “the worst” but this one really takes the cake. It is just atrocious. In fact “bad” isn’t even a sufficient enough term because there is NO MOVIE here. Really. Not even a semblance of an end goal and a plot and while the girls are who they are quite well it’s almost to the edge of not even being laughingly bad. The male guest stars are shockingly impressive - Elton John, Elvis Costello, Stephen Fry, Hugh Laurie, BOB HOSKINS, ROGER MOORE, Alan Cumming - but even then it’s just jaw dropping. Not even worth it as a drinking game.